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timelord-ina-tree:

amazingdanissexy:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

It’s the *increase breathing* and *gradually become agitated that gets me*

Remove cattle from stage
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I love cock in my mouth
-Nelson & Ralph
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chocolatehiddlestoner:

Tom leans over to look at Chris:

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Chris then feels Tom’s piercing stare and looks at him:

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Tom then winks at him:

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followed by a flirtatious sexy grin:

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pouty lips and ending with tom blowing a kiss:

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Meanwhile I’m over here:

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pyrrhicvictoria:

heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive

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if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

(via momwrecker)

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guy:

mediocr:

If you hate puppies you are a serial killer

if you hate cereal you are a puppy killer

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bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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The Oliver Awards | April 13, 2014
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I want to sleep with you. Not have sex, just sleep. With you. I want to breathe on your neck and lock our legs together. I want…actually wait no I do want sex.

(Source: hotsuburbandad, via momwrecker)

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